Hillary made the cover of Mercenary’s Top Guns 7.

Ask Alice: Are ‘nipple orgasms’ real? I expected the answer to be no.

Porn dominates Saudi mobile use. Nearly 70% of the data on phones confiscated from teens was porn – according to King Fahd Security Academy.
So, are we really to believe that porn is this prevalent in a Country with such tight controls over its people that women aren’t allowed to drive – or is it possible that the Saudi royalty’s definition of what ‘porn’ is differs from what we think of as porn. Considering that in some Muslim countries, a woman showing her whole face, or her shoulders in public is a taboo punishable by stoning, I’m guessing its the latter.
Previously: Muslims Should Have More Sex, Muslim Cleric Ruining Sex.

Carmen Electra appears to be wearing a swimsuit made out of toasted Vanilla Wafers in the Russian edition of FHM. (via Derek Hail.

Nelly from BabesTV.

Pregnant sex is hot.

The ‘Dr. Ruth of Egypt’ is encouraging Muslims to have more sex. Yeah, that’d probably help the whole terrorism thing if they were busy fucking instead of building IEDs in Iraq and plotting the destruction of the entire oral-sex loving Western world.

The story of Pamelina Hovnatanian – the most famous ‘erotic guitar’ artist of all time.

Katherine McPhee is cute, and can do cartwheels.

In a pinch, you can usa a condom to start a fire. And not in your pants.

Gamelink is having some pretty good porn DVD sales right now:

10 Strange Sex Scenes (non-porn). He most definitely picked the correct #1 scene by choosing Team America: World Police. That scene was an instant classic.

A 2.5-hour comp DVD with tons of great Amy scenes.
Buy it from Empire

Another cover for Lanny, this time on Natural Born Big Titties 2.

Danny Boyle, the director behind Trainspotting & 28 Days Later is going to be making the ‘sequel’ to Trainspotting based on the Irvine Welch novel, Porno. I put sequel in quotes because the only way this qualifies as a sequel is because it uses the same characters – its not really a continuation of the previous storyline.
I read Porno when it was released back in 2003 and really enjoyed it. The basic plot line is that the guys from Trainspotting get back together again to make a porn movie to try and get rich. Its a much funnier story than Trainspotting, and as long as they get the whole cast back together again, should be worth seeing.

Regina Lynn is worried about people getting fired for putting ‘erotic’ stuff online.
I can’t see these problems going away. As long as the job market has plenty of applicants for a given position, employers have to use something quick and easy to get down to the potential hires. Whether its IT folks getting cut for using a Hotmail email account, or regular folks getting cut because they put sex stuff online – there just isn’t a way around it.

Perhaps the most interesting adult coffe table book ever – The Pop-up Book of Sex. Its also great for those that have short attention spans as it has less than 20 pages.

Sharon Osbourne hates Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age)

“I hope he gets syphilis and dies. I hope his dick fuckin’ falls off so his mother can eat it.”

All of that venom just because Homme said that his band was treated like shit during OzzFest last year.

Digital Playground has released Jack’s Playground 34. 34!
Its hard to believe how long this series has been going, but I can still remember the very first Jack’s Playground cover.
This installment features Katsumi on the cover, and a scene with Courtney Cummz (below), but I was most interested in Kelly Kline (see her pix after the jump).

Image from Jack’s Playground 34 is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

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