Adult DVD Empire is having a 25% off Wicked DVDs sale. There are currently 51 titles still available.

Also, XXX Anime DVDs are also on sale. And so are Shane’s World DVDs.

Cracked Magazine has put together a list of the 15 Most Outrageous Claims In Pop Music History. Here’s #7:

“I got blood on my hands and there’s no remorse, I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse.”
DMX, “Bring your Whole Crew”

Just what your horny-leg-humping dog needs – a sex doll dog. Complete with rear orifice for real penetration.

Sharon from In Focus Girls.

Why is Jessica Simpson dressed like a Knots Landing fashion nightmare? Could she pull her pants up any higher? They make her look 30 pounds heavier than her best also.

Some Micah Moore screenshots from Almost Jailbait 5 from Lethal Hardcore.
This DVD is over 3 hours long and also features scenes with McKenzee Miles and Veronique Vega. There is a little bit of anal, but Micah isn’t doing any of it here. Just alot of good quality straight-forward fucking that she seems to enjoy alot.

More pix after the jump.

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This can’t be true: Us Weekly magazine sent a letter to Victoria Beckham pleading with her to wear a bra because they are tired of seeing her nipples.
UPDATE: Maybe it is true, Yeeeah has a post up today titled: Victoria Beckham Wears A Bra. I didn’t realize people were so concerned about her breasts.

People in India like their quickies.

I don’t like the darker hair, but Jessica Simpson’s breasts are in top form right now

Though its short and plain, My Space has to be considered the best porn DVD name so far this year. Sinsation Pictures has managed to pick a name that both conveys exactly what the movie is about (all girl masturbation), and that piggy-backs on the huge popularity of MySpace.com.
With 20 different girls and over 2 hours of solo action, there’s almost got to be something in this for everyone.
Here’s a photo of Felix Vicious from the DVD.

Buy this DVD from Empire
More photos after the jump.

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This is what Lindsay Lohan wished she looked like.

Men are more likely than women to look at faces before genitals, and women focus longer on photos of people having sex than guys do. For some reason, this doesn’t translate into women looking at lots of porn online though – I assume there are vast differences in how much we seek out porn photos. Men must be after them all the time, while women just occasionally view them (but stare like crazy when they do).

My wife sent me this article: Chocolate is 4 times more exciting than kissing. The love is gone.

New poster out for 28 Weeks Later. This one isn’t as severe as the first, but its still pretty good.

Here’s some screenshots of Bree Olsen from Tinker With My Stinker.

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An Muslim Egyptian cleric’s has issued a fatwa saying that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage.
All the more reason to have lots of naked pre-marital sex, right?
Of course, this guy is just the radical nutjob – lets see what the ‘moderates’ in the article had to say on the subject.

…that married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other’s genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.

How progressive, lets try again – this time from a Muslim woman:

Nothing is prohibited during marital sex…

Ooh, a promising start, but

…except of course sodomy.

Scientists are trying to get permission to create synthetic sperm from women’s bone marrow. It would allow women to be both mother and father of a child – I guess.

Creating sperm from women would mean they would only be able to produce daughters because the Y chromosome of male sperm would still be needed to produce sons. The latest research brings the prospect of female-only conception a step closer.

Pretty soon, the hardcore feminists really won’t need men at all anymore.

Waiting for a man

Julie is rockin’ the Wonder Woman boots
Chicks with a strap-on
Dorina shows off her ass
Vanessa just can’t keep her ass empty
Sandra shows off in the shower
Rebecca Linares on the roof