Ambra in of my favorite poses

Some holiday ass

Jezebel Bond from My Sister’s Hot Friend.

Regina Lynn isn’t a lesbian, but she plays one on the internet.

Microsoft gets all the bad publicity for being the ‘evil’ corporation, but between trying to get bloggers thrown in jail and throwing fits about the iGasm – Apple is rapidly approaching the same image problems.

One of the better sex gag gift ideas I’ve seen in a while – Weiner Kleener Soap.
I like the caution on the bottom of the packaging – its very, uh technical.

If Weiner Kleener Soap becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.

Nerve has started a wikipedia of pick-up lines called Pickupedia.

Apparently nipple slips are so common and boring now, that some folks are rooting for ‘ball slips’. Please no.

Blonde breaks out a huge purple vibrator on the stairs.
Lesbian hardcore from Only Cuties.

3-way lesbian action from Sapphic Erotica.
I wasn’t a fan until fuzzy boots until I saw this gallery with Jana Mrhacova

Before you start all the summer parties, fill up your couch with penis cushions.

Maxim has their list of the Hottest Women of Horror.

Below is a nice close-up shot of Allison Pierce‘s butt from Teeny Bopper Club 4.

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The very odd idea of prostitution insurance.

Expensive day for new non-adult media for me
DVD: Pan’s Labyrinth
Book: Falling Man by Don DeLillo
Music: Megadeth – United Abominations

Marilyn Manson apparently had had real sex with Evan Rachel Wood in his new music video.
I suppose if I had millions of dollars, a quirky persona, and a hot girl – why bother faking it.

Silicone and fiberglass bondage and pin-up statues. There is even a customizable model that you can have made to look like anyone you want.
A note about these links: the site uses spaces in its filenames, so the links may not work in all browsers. If you get a 404 error, just go to hotboxdesigns.com and navigate from there.

This is bad news: Oral sex linked to throat cancer. Lets all hope this turns out to be junk science

We could use some more oddly named candy in this country. Something to rival names like Plopp, Pricks and Spunk.

Maxim has a slideshow up of the sexiest movie assassins ever.
What about Natalie Portman in The Professional?