Here come the sex games for the Wii (we can only hope). Jenny Chowdury has created some intimate video game controllers that are embedded in a bra and panties.

#1 sign your military needs upgrading – when you decide to ban a sex toy because it could interfere with your military communications.

A remote-controlled “love egg” has reportedly been banned by Cyprus amid fears that the device could disrupt military systems.

Heaven in striped socks.

A good question: Why is it still illegal to pay for sex?.

How to score twins.

If she’d lose this silly mid-1980′s Debbie Gibson hat, Polina would be smokin’.

Somebody either was crazy or was crazy like a fox when they designed this bear wall hook.

So your girl likes oral, but you have no idea where to lick? Luckily, there’s the Hot Licks Pad, which you literally fit over the clitoris like a puzzle piece.
It apparently works a bit like a cock ring for girls, trapping the blood in their clit for greater sensation. Here’s a close-up pix.

Double the fun with Rebecca Linares

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Adult DVD Empire has added another cheap porn category – Under $11. Lots of titles here.

A looong screed about how Best Buy’s Geek Squad staff scour the computers they work on for porn. The people who would be surprised at this are exactly the kind of people who would take their broken computer to Geek Squad to be fixed in the first place.

She’s even cuter from the front.

Iranian President (and true evil genius of the world today) Ahmadinejad is being accused of indecency for hugging and kissing the hand of an elderly woman in public.
Also in Iran, their ‘culture committee’ has passed a law making the production of pornography subject to the death penalty.
Previously: Muslim cleric ruining sex, 70% of Saudi teens have porn on their mobile phone

Useless but fascinating information: Former CIA director George Tenet and porn stud Ron Jeremy went to high school together in Brooklyn.

So you think you would like a harem – 5 things you need to know before you get one.

Adult DVD Empire is having a 25% off Swank DVDs sale.