Browsing all articles from September, 2007

Babysitters has been released by Digital Playground. With the uber-hot line-up of Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan this DVD makes me want to be a 9-year-old boy in need of a babysitter again. More pix after the jump.

Image is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com
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Swallow My Children
Cannibalism or Fat Bastard reference? Neither is much of a turn-on.
Crimes of the Cunt
The pussy is always right, hence it can commit no crime.
Log Jammers
Any talk of ‘logs’ just makes me think of poop – and thats never good.
How’s That Big Cock Gonna Fit In My Mom’s Ass
Mentioning ‘mom’ in the title is fine … as long as its not my mom.

Julia looking nice on the beach.

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Religious nuts have banned nudity on Mt. Everest. But hey, at least they aren’t threatening to behead anybody.

Bill Clinton removed a nude painting so he wouldn’t be standing in front of it during a speech. Somehow, I get the feeling that he’s getting off easier than John Ashcroft did for a similar act.

Perhaps thinking it would be difficult to get a good identification on him, a guy robbed a convenience store in the nude – but ended up being caught when they matched his tan lines from the surveillance video.

Finally, a scientific study that I can use: Flirting Makes Up For Antisocial Tendencies.

“I don’t think women like bastards,” Clark says. “I think antisocial men who behave flirtatiously are either fooling women into thinking they’re not really so bad, or they’re actually demonstrating that they’re not so bad.”

Slate asks itself the important questions like:

  • Why are there only 2 sexes?
  • Is it time to let the elderly have more sex?
  • In the mail this week: Pop That Trunk from The Candy Shop. More screenshots after the jump.

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    Regan Reese hardcore gallery.

    When a “liberal progressive” with a “libertarian value system” starts saying that a huge and powerful porn industrial complex has grown out of control the industry might have some real political problems ahead of it.
    Or, this is just another liberal do-gooder that thinks he knows whats best for society (read: only libertarian for the drugs, man) starts poking his political finger where it doesn’t belong. Check out the quote below and particularly the term “First Amendment purists” – as if a plain reading of the text of the Bill of Rights somehow puts me into some little weird club.

    The porn industry should not enjoy our collective denial in terms of its real-world impact on women – and men – simply because we might be berated by First Amendment purists or be uncomfortable grappling with complex issues of sexual expression.

    Hey libs, we’ve got enough trouble in the industry with the prudish crowd over here in the conservative world – we don’t need your hippie ass ratting us out too.

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    Robot Sex

    And the winner for the weirdest YouTube video of the day goes to… Sex Life of Robots. Wired has some background.

    BOOK: Big Spankable Asses
    GAME: Halo 3
    DVD: Knocked Up
    DVD: My Name Is Earl Season 2

    Is this really a sex tape starring Meg White (of White Stripes fame)? It sure looks like her, but she isn’t exactly the most unique-looking person in the world either.

    For an article titled Five Shocking Stats About Men and Sex, I really didn’t see anything even remotely shocking mentioned.

    Kim Kardashian will be in the December issue of Playboy. Supposedly, she’s mostly covered up and we’ll only see one boob and her ass (which is obviously way to big to cover up).

    Vendula from Dream Babes.

    Gisele Bundchen in a water dress. Tom Brady is a lucky, lucky, lucky man.

    10 Zen Monkey’s has an interview with Jessica Cutler (The Washingtonienne up. I don’t understand why she continues to get attention. She comes off as a little pompous to me, and she’s ‘famous’ for all the wrong reasons.

    Only 1 thing to go buy today.
    DVD: Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof

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