Jennifer Aniston got herself a new nose for Christmas. I think it actually looks great. Thinned it out, gave it a little ski-slope action. Thats a good use of plastic surgery.

Electronic Arts is busy apologizing for using Page 3 ‘porn’ girls to promote Need For Speed: Pro Street. I missed the original ad, but there’s no way to legitimately refer to the Page 3 girls as ‘porn’. Topless is not porn.

Monica and Penelope Cruz will play pornstars in their brother’s new music video. Because pretend fantasies about incest are hot!

How scared of YouPorn.com and its ilk are the traditional porn companies? They should be very afraid, but they still seem to be in a bit of denial about how the market is going to work. Its amazing how blind they are to the potential.

“It doesn’t make any sense!” Hirsch tells me a month later. “They’re giving porn away. You can’t make money on this.”

You can make tons of money by giving away porn – especially when you aren’t paying to produce the porn you are giving away. If the site is entirely populated with submitted amateur videos – exactly what is the investment other than in server space and bandwidth. Slap up some advertising and you’ve got a business model.

Dong Of A New Day
I thought we retired the word ‘Dong’ in porn titles sometime back in the early 1980′s.
I Like Phat Bunz
Is there a reason that the majority of black porn titles have words spelled wrong in them?
Sperm Drains
This actually isn’t too bad, but just strikes me as gross tonight.

Now seriously. I’m not a liberal at all, but I can certainly understand the viewpoint – but is it really necessary to complain to Congress when your birth control costs too much? Congress?
I thought liberals were all about getting the government out of our private lives – don’t tell me who I can’t marry, don’t tell me I can’t put my dick in my wife’s mouth. But somehow we want the government to subsidize birth control for college kids?

Miss Landmine Angola 2008 is a beauty pageant for women injured by landmines.

Seth Rogen (Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin) is going to star in a new comedy called Zack & Miri Make A Porno with Elizabeth Banks.
If they do this right, it has the potential to be a very funny film.

Instigator is the first-ever DVD release from American Excess Platinum. They have also put up a trailer for the film.

In the mail this week was Sexual Rage from Red Light District.
The DVD has scenes with Lucy Taylor, Destiny and Roxy Panther and is full of double penetrations, anal gaping and facials.

The DVD is available from either Empire
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The AP has yanked their Paris Hilton Drunk Elephants story. Not sure how you simply retract a story that had quotes in it from multiple people (including Paris) with no explanation other than that Paris rep says that she never said anything about the elephants.
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I’m really liking Kodie Files recently. Its full of amateur porn and nude girlfriend photos. Just today, there have been 2 good sets of pix put up.

Jules Jordan has a combo pix and video gallery of Amy Reid.

Paris Hilton has found her charitable calling – drunken elephants. I kid you not.

“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.”
Last month, six wild elephants that broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya were electrocuted after drinking the potent brew and then uprooting an electricity pole.
“There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad.”

UPDATE: The AP has retracted this story.

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The 2008 Pin Ups For Vets calendar is available for order now. Proceeds go wounded veterans.