Jennifer Aniston got herself a new nose for Christmas. I think it actually looks great. Thinned it out, gave it a little ski-slope action. Thats a good use of plastic surgery.

Electronic Arts is busy apologizing for using Page 3 ‘porn’ girls to promote Need For Speed: Pro Street. I missed the original ad, but there’s no way to legitimately refer to the Page 3 girls as ‘porn’. Topless is not porn.

Monica and Penelope Cruz will play pornstars in their brother’s new music video. Because pretend fantasies about incest are hot!

How scared of YouPorn.com and its ilk are the traditional porn companies? They should be very afraid, but they still seem to be in a bit of denial about how the market is going to work. Its amazing how blind they are to the potential.

“It doesn’t make any sense!” Hirsch tells me a month later. “They’re giving porn away. You can’t make money on this.”

You can make tons of money by giving away porn – especially when you aren’t paying to produce the porn you are giving away. If the site is entirely populated with submitted amateur videos – exactly what is the investment other than in server space and bandwidth. Slap up some advertising and you’ve got a business model.

Dong Of A New Day
I thought we retired the word ‘Dong’ in porn titles sometime back in the early 1980′s.
I Like Phat Bunz
Is there a reason that the majority of black porn titles have words spelled wrong in them?
Sperm Drains
This actually isn’t too bad, but just strikes me as gross tonight.

Now seriously. I’m not a liberal at all, but I can certainly understand the viewpoint – but is it really necessary to complain to Congress when your birth control costs too much? Congress?
I thought liberals were all about getting the government out of our private lives – don’t tell me who I can’t marry, don’t tell me I can’t put my dick in my wife’s mouth. But somehow we want the government to subsidize birth control for college kids?

Miss Landmine Angola 2008 is a beauty pageant for women injured by landmines.