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Dita Von Teese is on the cover of the new Atrocity album – Werk 80 II (the album doesn’t get released until Feb 2008). I’m pretty sure thats her left nipple poking out as well. [via Metal Sucks]

Irena via Pretty4Ever.

Gotta love a girl that’ll get a V is for Vagina tattoo.

Mickey Rourke got a DUI on his Vespa scooter. How appropriate.
The only improvement that could be made to this story is if he had his little dog in a wicker basket attached to the handlebars.

Maybe the worst picture of Britney Spears. Ever.

Janova on the bed.

Such an inviting bathroom.

Pinky’s Dick Sucking for Dumb Asses
If she’s sucking your dick, she can’t be that stupid.
Boner Breath
My Daughter Has A Dick #2
Talk of daughters is fine, just not my daughter.

Sarah Jessica Parker gets named the World’s Unsexiest Woman by Maxim. I couldn’t agree more.

Britney makes a bad Halloween costume decision. Not sure she could pick anything that would have drew more attention to her chubby belly than this disaster.

TMZ managed to get ahold of a financial disclosure form for Britney Spears that shows she earns $737,868 per month. Among other things, it shows that she donates $500 a month to charity (her own foundation). Just to show you how generous that is – if Britney was a regular schmoe making $50k a year, she’d be donating the equivalent of $2.82 per month.
Please don’t buy her album.