So apparently Tony Parker is cheating on Eva Longoria already. Thats not suprising. But I absolutely love the reason that the other woman – French model Alexandra Paressant – says that Tony needs another woman:
Eva won’t have sex in front of a mirror, doesn’t like certain positions, and thinks sperm causes acne.
Thanks for the tip Eva!

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Wal-Mart is teaching little girls that they can sell their body for money by selling kids panties with the saying “Who Needs Credit Cards” on them,

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I just got a PR release for the Feb 08 issue of Hustler Magazine. Here are the highlights:

Hey, Hustler! Your a porn mag. Promote your porn. These wack-job conspiracy theories are embarrassing.

Jesse Jane made the cover of FHM in Mexico. Don’t quite understand why they picked a photo of her with her hand in front of her face.

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Those of you into fetish/bdsm videos are going to have some great new content to choose from as SPI-Media will begin distributing in the US at the 2008 AVN Expo, beginning with The Domina Files.

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Jessica Alba is confusing me with her statement that she didn’t want to hang out in a jacuzzi with naked people.
Jessica, this is what celebs do when they aren’t in public. You take off all your clothes, do lines of coke off of your boyfriends penis, slosh around in the jacuzzi naked, then dry off with all the cash you have laying around on the floor. Oh, and you videotape the whole thing.

Jessica Sierra, everybody’s favorite American Idol fuck-up is apparently going to have a sex tape released.

Sources tell TMZ that the video, shot sometime this year, will be released before the end of the year, and just in time for the kickoff of “Idol’s” seventh season.

Complex Magazine has an interview with Joanna Angel up. Some interesting tidbits about the founding and early days of Burning Angel.

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Heather Mills is going to have a hard time continuing to claim she never did porn now that these crotch spread photos are floating around.

A study published in the scientific journal Evolutionary Psychology says that you better be a good kisser if you want to get to 2nd base.

“At the moment of the kiss, there’s a very complicated exchange of information … that may tap into underlying evolved mechanisms” cluing us in on whether we’re genetically compatible, explains Gordon Gallup, co-author of the study and professor of psychology at the State University of New York at Albany. “A kiss can be a deal-breaker in terms of whether a relationship will flower or flounder, so to speak.”

The Daily Mail thinks that Amy Winehouse’s drug problems have caused her to lose her teeth. Thats probably true, but she probably wasn’t going to have great luck with her teeth anyway – she’s British.

I absolutely love the DVD cover for Oral Obsession. Its simple, but its just perfect for this type of title.

Going way back in time for this article (2000), but the idea that NASA did tests on sexual positions in zero-G is interesting.

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. “Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version.”
Only four positions were found possible without “mechanical assistance”. The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Now I wonder whether that elastic belt and inflatable tunnel are standard issue to our astronauts when they fly missions on the shuttle?