Manaconda #2
Blow Job Ninjas #3
Gag On This 20
Freaks of Cock 3
Cock Freaks would make more sense. Freaks of Cock just sounds like somebody was trying to hard.

New Sex Drive column from Regina Lynn: 7 Reasons Your Boss Should Send You to Sex Conferences.

3. Social-media platforms are built for sex.
If an application becomes crucial to lovers, they will have no problem coming up with genuine reasons to integrate that tool into their work flow. And once corporate users are on board, the paper millions are just an IPO away.

The way I see it, the whole internet was built for sex.

A full NIN discography for download.

Very cute wife gets a facial after blowjob, tit-fuck.

A fun boat trip from New Sensations.

A snack I can do without – breast milk cheese from France. [via]

The only thing more disturbing than the fact that there is an ejaculation distance record is that the record distance is 18 feet!

Natalie Portman got pissed on by a random dog.

Brynn from Beauty Is Divine.

This is an old news story that I marked to post, but never got around to it: Spanking fetishes make men happier.

AVI Videos of Penelope Cruz’s nude scenes from Elegy. [via]
one | two | three

Her face looks like it has 2 inches of make-up on it alot of times, but nobody can dispute that Fergie has a hot body.

CNN staffer to-do list for off days:
1. Tie rope around next and attach to penis
2. Buy meth, stash in pocket
3. Buy sex toy, stash in boot (pockets were full of meth)
4. Hang around parks at 3am doing research on that crazy Larry Craig story.
5. Get busted by the cops and end my career.

Wet Food 2
Just sounds gross.
Nut Chuggers
Strollin In The Colon
Any orifice thats large enough to walk around inside is way too big to be sexy.
Its All Stink On The Inside
I like my anal sex scenes clean, thank you very much.

Hard to beat a crafty girl that likes porn. Here’s her creations.
Porn Rug
Lick My Rug

Best YouTube video I’ve seen this week.

Getting fired from work for viewing porn for 67 seconds is a bit over the top. But not as over the top as suing your former employer for $9 million and claiming that you were just checking to see how well the internet filters were working.

Everything you always wanted to know about octopus sex, but were too scared to ask.

… the males were very picky and discriminating, that the females would have sex with just about anybody, and that male competition for females tended to be violent and frequent.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz – NOW – LATER.