Now that we’ve got quasi-nationalized healthcare, whats the rule going to be on govt subsidies for viagra for sex offenders?

The logo for the London Sperm Bank gets right to the point. (via BB)

The biniki – a push-up bra for your butt.

A new perfume called Vulva that captures the vaginal scent of a beautiful woman. Whatever that means.

It is not clear what compromises the concoction but it is advertised as being a “slightly yellow, desirable substance” that contains “more organic content.”

Based on the video ad, it smells like sweaty vagina.

There are 31 nude statues all over NYC as part of an art exhibit.

Guess which cities have the biggest dicks?

The newest gal to claim to beTiger Woods’ mistress is Devon James.

Her official site is here, and clips of her blowing fat guys with a gun to her head are here.

Classy stuff.

The biggest boobs in the USA. Congrats, they are gross and you still aren’t cute.

The great sperm race. Its an online game, its a video.

Tiger Woods and his sex addiction is going to get the South Park treatment in their season opener.

Ooh, there is a lip gloss that lets everyone know when you are horny. Its called Mood Magic Lipsticks.

The saucy slap changes from clear to deep crimson as the wearer feels frisky,” reports The Sun. “It works by reacting with a girl’s body chemistry. And each £12 tube comes with a colour chart so men can work out how randy their partner is feeling.”

Larry Flynt is going to write a book about the sex lives of Presidents.

…teaming up with Columbia University lecturer David Eisenbach to write “One Nation Under Sex: How the Private Lives of Presidents and First Ladies Shaped America,”

What better way to test the response of a brown tree snake to blood than to toss them in a tank with bloddy tampons and count how often they flick their tongue at the blood.

Ten specimens of Boiga irregularis were presented with clean or bloody tampons. The latter were used by women during menses. Trial duration was 60 sec, intertrial interval was 24 hr, and the dependent variable was rate of tongue flicking (a measure of chemosensory investigation). Bloody tampons elicited significantly more tongue flicking than did control tampons. An additional snake is shown attacking and ingesting a soiled tampon, confirming that chemosensory interest was associated with predatory behavior.

A very long article all about old people having more sex. And apparently, there are lots of 60 year old French ladies out there that look at themselves as cougars.

Chelsea’s restaurant in NY has a cheese made from the chef’s wife’s breast milk on the menu.

Joanna Angel has a new gallery up at NewNudeCity

And another Joanna Angel lesbian gallery

Pix via Teenage Lust.
Gotta love a girl named after booze: Brandy. You can see more of her here and here.

Sean Penn has a thing about anal sex.

Better go have as much sex with feminist chicks as you can, there’s a backlash building up against casual sex within the movement.

The days of this brilliant approach may be coming to an end.

It is your feminist duty to 1) seek pleasure and feel entitled to it and 2) to make the world a more orgasmic place for other women.

A group in San Antonio is trying to convince college kids to trade in bibles for porn. Yeah, I bet thats a hard sell.