In defense of premature ejaculation

…assuming that ejaculation is not so premature that it occurs prior to intromission and sperm cells find themselves awkwardly outside of a woman’s reproductive tract flopping about like fish out of water, what, exactly, is so “premature” about premature ejaculation? …wouldn’t there likely have been some reproductive advantages to ejaculating as quickly as possible during intravaginal intercourse—such as… inseminating as many females as possible in as short a time frame as possible?

Check out Tori Black’s first DP scene in Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy 2.

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A store in Alabama has opened up a sex toy drive thru window.

Ariel is the hottest redhead on the net.

Gotta love the the great ads for the Durex XXL condoms.

Health officials in the UK are working on a mobile phone app that’ll let you urinate on your phone to determine if you have an STD.

Great idea. Not quite as gross in the way they describe it – I’d much rather just be able to whiz on my phone.

“…to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes.”

Boroka Borres from Twisty’s. Uber-skinny, but with a great ass.

Why women don’t care about lousy sex. I wouldn’t count on your woman sharing this same attitude.

And here are some ways to make your sexual prowess somewhat better than ‘lousy’.

Everything we think we know about Neanderthals and sex – is probably right.

Scientists examining fossils have discovered that Neanderthals were exposed to more testosterone during development which is likely to make them more unreconstructed in their behavior. That means they were more likely to start fights over mates and hierarchy in the group and more likely top have multiple partners

Just in time for the Christmas shopping rush – condoms made from fish swim bladders for sale. Oh, and they are 110 years old. And they are used.

If this was written by a conservative in the US, he’d be tarred and feathered in the media. Its offensive not only to women, but to gay men too – Women don’t really like sex.

‘If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas,’ he said.

‘Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking, “God, I’ve got to get my fucking rocks off”, or they’d go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to shag behind a bush.

The Chinese are now manufacturing an Obama sex doll. Its too late though – after last night’s election, he’s already fucked.

How dumb to you have to be to get your girl pregnant because you couldn’t find your iPhone?

Guy gets awarded $650k after a stripper sticks her high heel into his eye.

Sounds like a fun night.

Nude gallery of Capri – the girl Charlie Sheen was with in NY last week when he got arrested

Blast Boxers – for when you just know your woman is going to kick you in the nuts for cheating on her.