I’m liking this sudden surge in superhero porn parodies. Someone needs to take on a whole Super Friends gangbang.

DVD: Wonder Woman XXX, BatFxx Dark Night

Men need not apply

So your girl was skinny when you got married, and now she’s fat? Yeah, that’s a real thing. Marriage is bad for your physical fitness.

DVD: My Fat Wife Likes It Black 6 from Channel 69.

I’m convinced that eventually, the whole .XXX domain thing is going to happen so that governments can cut off or limit access to online porn – the UK is trying to make broadband customers “opt-in” for access to porn sites.

A scientific study showing the effectiveness of playing hard to get.

Keep your relationship alive thru sexual simmering.

Simmering means taking a quick moment to feel aroused with one’s partner, even under conditions where sex is not going to be practical. That generally means no orgasms, no intense rhythmic genital rubbing or stroking, no heavy breathing. Nothing that’s going to leave you too frustrated after you have to stop. Simmering is just a moment of light arousal, simply for its own sake.

DVD: Boiling Point from Vivid.

Forget Hannah Montana – Karlie Montana is way hotter.

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Not surprisingly, the porn industry is all over the X-Box Kinect. Sex games for everyone!

Hope you all got just want you wanted for Christmas. And if not – here’s hoping you at least got the new Sega target pissing game.

Kitty shows off her ass

Kitty strips off her panties

What better way to celebrate Christmas than porn with santa hats!

• Christmas lingerie
• Santa hat girls
• More Santa hat girls
• Put these girls under my tree anytime

Former Playboy Playmate and Baywatch hottie Donna D’Errico is claiming she was singled out by TSA because she’s hot.

Derrick Burts, a male porn performer who contracted HIV, is speaking out in favor of condom usage in the industry.

…after working in both gay and straight porn films for a few months. He had previously been identified only as Patient Zeta. …performed in straight films as “Cameron Reid” and gay films as “Derek Chambers,”…

Thankfully, none of his partners has tested positive. He contracted HIV thru what the clinic called a “known positive” performer.

…straight porn performers must show negative HIV test results before filming, the gay porn industry does not have the same restrictions … clinic staff told him they could not reveal the performer’s name or gender due to patient confidentiality.

…in the months before he tested positive for HIV, he had also contracted chlamydia, gonorrhea and herpes.

A woman tried to force 2 guys at knife-point to ‘eat her pussy’. One declined, and the other said yes but was unable to complete the task because…

“… he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams… (and) declined to proceed any further.”

Just how bad does your vagina have to smell when guys won’t go near it even under threat of a knife!?