Jack Nicholson talks about chasing women – which he claims he doesn’t do so much anymore.

“If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.”

So Charlie Sheen is going to rehab for 3 months and his teeth are falling out.

While he’s out of action, who is going to step up and take care of all the porn star girls he’s been partying with?

Getting drunk with your wife means more monogamy?

Just never gets old seeing Ariel – with a gun in this gallery.

Disturbing Star Wars pin-up posters.

So you don’t have to stuff a sock in your crotch anymore – just buy underwear with a built-in penis shaped bulge.

Malice in Lalaland from Vivid with Sasha Grey

How lame do you have to be to try to sue businesses over ladies’ night promotions.

…filed a class-action suit against Manhattan nightclubs… claiming that they discriminated against men by offering free or reduced admission to women on “ladies’ nights.” Mr. Den Hollander contended that these offers violated the 14th Amendment’s guarantee of equal protection under the law.

He failed.

Lada Gaga’s new perfume is going to smell like semen and blood.

Crazy as that sounds, its like a Ke$ha parody come to life. (at the 1:15 mark)

Junk science or not, I want to believe: Morning sex improves your day.

Adults who make love first thing in the morning apparently not only feel more upbeat for the rest of the day, but also benefit from a stronger immune system. Research suggests that adults who begin their day this way are healthier and happier than those who simply opt for a cup of tea and some toast before heading out of the door.

So says Tracy Morgan.

“Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man, she’s good masturbation material. Glasses and all that. Great masturbation material!”

Ice-T’s son got arrested for masturbating outside a strip club. He used the There’s Something About Mary defense and claimed he was just pissing.

Yeah, your all just pissing

Some new Earl Miller girls:

Ally Ryan
Blake
Lux & Tiffany

Vicca – get some glasses on her and she could pass for Sarah Palin.

Love the short blonde hair

More of her at FM Teens.

So a woman is claiming that a hickey caused her left arm to be paralyzed.

“Because of the physical trauma it had made a bit of bruising inside the vessel,” said Wu. “There was a clot in the artery underneath where the hickey was.” The clot had gone into the woman’s heart and caused a minor stroke that led to the loss of movement, he said.

Holy hell! You can have a stroke because of a hickey!

The Atlantic is overthinking the deeper meaning of porn.

Pornography, with its garish view of male sexual desire, bares an uncomfortable truth that the women’s-liberation movement has successfully suppressed: men and women have conflicting sexual agendas. Pornography neatly resolves the contradictions—in favor of men. They fuck with impunity. Women never dream of staying.

So a health teacher created a vagina dance to help the kids memorize the part of the female reproductive system. You can guess what the religious nuts did when they found out.

A little late for this year, but in plenty of time to make your 2011 Christmas tree look awesome: pornaments. You’re welcome.

Weird sex crime of the year award goes to 2 Accused Of Using Snake In Sexual Assault.

From the comments on the article:

Was it a trouser snake?