Not surprisingly, a woman mooning some high school kids is in trouble. I wonder if a guy doing the same thing would have drawn the same attention.

7 health benefits of having sex.

Here’s one I hadn’t heard before:

Relieves Stuffiness: Having an orgasm temporarily clears up sinuses. Sex for seasonal allergies? Bring it on!

Orgasm, Inc is a documentary about the search for a female Viagra.

People always make this connection with Viagra and trying to find the female equivalent – but I think its a false search. Viagra gives men an erection, but it doesn’t make us horny. A female viagra would just make a woman wet – that alone isn’t going to make her want sex.

The life and times of NBA groupies. What a messed up world.

Some Twisty’s galleries:

Jasmine Foxx, Danielle Trixie, Natalia Forrest, Rose, Carmen Gemini

Tasha Reign, Simona Style, Carol Goldnerova, Sunny Leone, Aimee Addison

Kelly Brook full frontal nudes. Hot!

The Tila Tequila lesbian sex tape is now in the wild. I’m completely uninterested.

So is this a pro or con for having your kids circumcised? Man hides crack cocaine in penis foreskin.

During the strip search, another small bag was in the foreskin of his penis, police said.

A perfect face for a facial.

Nazril Irham – the Pakistani pop star that got in trouble for having a sex tape just got sentenced to 3½ in jail.

Bombshells 2 from Elegant Angel featuring Sophia Santi and Alexis Texas.

Natasha Punk from Sexy-Babes. The fishnets are a little old-school.

So while the economy tanked and ponzi schemes were unfolding right before their eyes, staffers from the Security & Exchange Commission were surfing porn rather than exercising oversight like they are paid to do.

The country is in the very best of hands.

Book recommendation: Sexy Book of Sex.

Once absorbed, the wisdom contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex cannot be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life orgasming your brains out, and neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesn’t involve constant genital stimulation. To call you a mindless sex zombie would be putting it gently. But you will be completely satisfied . . . as will your legions of sexual partners.

Get rid of your blue balls with blue porn – This Ain’t Avatar XXX porn parody DVD.

The Dallas strip clubs are worried about not having enough strippers for Superbowl weekend (they are all hanging out at Charlie Sheen’s house because he has better coke).

adult clubs currently are estimated to be experiencing a total shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers as they attempt to meet a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1.

Wait – there’s an actual industry standard “tourist to stripper ratio”?

2 people have been given death sentences in Iran for running porn websites.

A Hawaii Five-O porn parody.

A vintage Frederick’s of Hollywood ad for butt-enhancing underwear.

Charlie Sheen wanted a porn family. Well, of course he did!

Personally, I think he was just trying to fuck his way thru the AVN award nominees.