Gotta thing for Howie? Or chicks with briefcases full of cash? Check out the Deal or No Deal porn parody.

A strip mall with sexual tension.

Whats the difference between working at the FBI than in porn?

Adult DVD Empire has a load of porn DVDs for $9.99 and under.

Yet another porn parody – these things are everywhere: Sons of Anarchy

Oh, Marketa. Very cute.

Love the covers for She’s So Cute and She’s So Cute 2. Its somewhat of a rarity for a porn chick to be smiling on the cover. More smiling please.

Samantha Saint is the Twisty Treat of the Month for February.

Here she is in a black dress with a dildo
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An investigation has been launched after a women got a yogurt sample that ‘tasted like sperm’.

“We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence,” Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. “As far back as I can remember this is the first time that we’ve ever dealt with this.” Hoffman said police scooped up the possible evidence and sent to the crime lab.

The store employee that gave her the yogurt got arrested for outstanding warrants – he’s also had a prior conviction as a sex offender.

So yeah, it was sperm.

February 3, 2011   //   Sex News   //   Comments Off   //   Tags: crime

I’m not sure we needed a Tim the Toolman Taylor parody 20+ years after the show went off the air, but the tool chicks were always hot – Home Improvement XXX Parody. I’m sure there will be a scene with the neighbor getting head thru a glory hole in the fence (I just checked the screenshots, and yep – the scene is in there).

Ariel poolside with a dildo.

Not surprisingly, marriages are happiest when the wife is skinnier than the man.

The trends over time were clear. “Husbands were more satisfied at the time of marriage, and remained more satisfied over time, to the extent that their wives had lower BMIs than their own,” the researchers report.

The long legs of Breanne Benson

You gotta know what women want to make them happy: Women prefer sex to chocolate by 73% to 27%. Women prefer money to chocolate 91% to 9%.

So your formula for women is: Money > Sex > Chocolate.

That seems about right.

Boing Boing has some old pornographic sci-fi novel covers. More here (scroll down).

And let the money grabbing begin: Porn star, and Charlie Sheen fuck-buddy Kacey Jordan is talking to the press about his sexual prowess and cocaine use.

Hey Kacey – this isn’t good for repeat business.

Kacey Jordan DVD listing

Her last 3 released porn DVDs were: Can He Score 6, Slut Camp, and Pussy Eating Club.

A woman in Massachusetts is under arrest for murder after stabbing her husband to death when she found a hickey on his neck.

Be careful who you cheat on guys. Some chicks are crazy.

The porn parody everyone has been waiting for The Simpsons XXX, and a YouTube preview. Why is it that Evan Stone is in every single porn parody video ever made?