How to make sure your attempted rapist is punished – cut off his junk and take it to the police.

Prepare your eyes, Chyna is getting back into porn. Her new DVD will feature Evan and Lee Stone and the likely title is Backdoor into Chyna.

Vajazzling is a kind of silly, but harmless thing that I can tolerate – pejazzling is an evil that must be stopped immediately.

The State of Massachusetts is trying to pass a law to make it ILLEGAL for folks in the process of divorcing from having sex in their home.

Yes really. You initiate divorce, the government doesn’t think you should be able to fuck anymore.

Damn Tea Party puritan Republicans… oh wait, this is Massachusetts.

High school bans holding hands.

Apparently watching porn in the NYC libraries isn’t OK with some folks. Two councilmen are going to introduce a measure that would outlaw it if its within 100 feet of a minor. It’ll be a misdemeanor with a $1,000 fine.

Great, now the combination of sex and coffee have been linked to having a stroke. So has blowing your nose.