Lindsay Lohan has been offered $1 million dollars to be a model for sex toys. The Fleshlight company wants to make some molds of her mouth, vagina and ass and slap them onto sex toys so we can all know what its like to fuck a crack whore.

Wife meets jailed husband on bus ride to prison after work release detail and has sex. She did class it up by handing her baby to another inmate prior to going down on her man.

The life of a swinger – I had a threesome and now I’m pregnant.

The elusive yoga orgasm

If you carry a sex toy in your checked luggage, TSA will leave you little notes saying “Get your freak on girl”.

50 ways to fuck in public – How to Bonk in Public – in handy book form.

A new study says most women are bisexual.

In fact, researchers at Boise State University found that in a group of heterosexual women, 60 percent were physically interested in other women, 45 percent made out with a woman in the past, and 50 percent had fantasies about the same sex.

So high heels are sexy because they put a woman’s foot into the position they orgasm in. Um, yeah.

Good news guys – you can still land a college chick.

Cheating on your wife? Its not your fault – the bad economy leads men to seek out multiple partners.

Gillath’s theory is that thinking of what the study terms “low survivability conditions” prompts an unconscious drive to reproduce among men. While things like joblessness or poverty might not seem dangerous, Gillath says money troubles are perceived as a threat because their effects can, in the most extreme cases, lead people to go without food or shelter.

The never-ending brigade of porn parodies continues with Bridesmaids XXX featuring Sasha Knox.

Plastic surgeon turns to studying Page 3 Girls to design the perfect breast.

Kid Rock’s former girlfriend May Anderson has a bunch of leaked/hacked nude cellphone pix. She’s uber skinny and apparently likes it in the butt.

Best Family Fued question ever. Name something you put in your mouth but don’t swallow.

Best YouTube comment:

The first contestant said “cum” but they all heard “gum”…

Are men really so stupid that 13% would reveal their online passwords to a cute girl flirting with them online? Sad.

When inserting a vibrator causes heavy bleeding, somebody is going to get sued.

For a short while on Sunday, porn hackers got to the Sesame Street YouTube page.