If You Really Love Me, you wont complain when I put it in your bootie.

Lindsay Lohan has been offered $1 million dollars to be a model for sex toys. The Fleshlight company wants to make some molds of her mouth, vagina and ass and slap them onto sex toys so we can all know what its like to fuck a crack whore.

Kid Rock’s former girlfriend May Anderson has a bunch of leaked/hacked nude cellphone pix. She’s uber skinny and apparently likes it in the butt.

The new Chyna porn DVD that was originally mentioned here is finally out.

The title is indeed Backdoor to Chyna, and yes, she does anal.

TMZ has a live stream of the Gloria Allred, Ginger Lee presser about Weiner.

Ginger’s blog is here.

Prepare your eyes, Chyna is getting back into porn. Her new DVD will feature Evan and Lee Stone and the likely title is Backdoor into Chyna.

You knew it was coming. The only question was whether it would actually feature the real Charlie Sheen, or just a parody. And here it is: Charlie Shien’s Vegas Pornstar Party.

Kelly Brook full frontal nudes. Hot!

The Tila Tequila lesbian sex tape is now in the wild. I’m completely uninterested.

Charlie Sheen wanted a porn family. Well, of course he did!

Personally, I think he was just trying to fuck his way thru the AVN award nominees.

And let the money grabbing begin: Porn star, and Charlie Sheen fuck-buddy Kacey Jordan is talking to the press about his sexual prowess and cocaine use.

Hey Kacey – this isn’t good for repeat business.

Kacey Jordan DVD listing

Her last 3 released porn DVDs were: Can He Score 6, Slut Camp, and Pussy Eating Club.

Jack Nicholson talks about chasing women – which he claims he doesn’t do so much anymore.

“If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.”

So Charlie Sheen is going to rehab for 3 months and his teeth are falling out.

While he’s out of action, who is going to step up and take care of all the porn star girls he’s been partying with?

Lada Gaga’s new perfume is going to smell like semen and blood.

Crazy as that sounds, its like a Ke$ha parody come to life. (at the 1:15 mark)

So says Tracy Morgan.

“Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man, she’s good masturbation material. Glasses and all that. Great masturbation material!”

Ice-T’s son got arrested for masturbating outside a strip club. He used the There’s Something About Mary defense and claimed he was just pissing.

Yeah, your all just pissing

Some new Earl Miller girls:

Ally Ryan
Blake
Lux & Tiffany

Vicca – get some glasses on her and she could pass for Sarah Palin.

Former Playboy Playmate and Baywatch hottie Donna D’Errico is claiming she was singled out by TSA because she’s hot.

If this was written by a conservative in the US, he’d be tarred and feathered in the media. Its offensive not only to women, but to gay men too – Women don’t really like sex.

‘If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas,’ he said.

‘Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking, “God, I’ve got to get my fucking rocks off”, or they’d go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to shag behind a bush.