Is Al Quaeda putting subliminal messages into our porn movies?  Are they activating sleeper cells by thru strategically timed anal gapes?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/01/06/subliminal-message-in-porn-al-qaeda-mason-michigan_n_1189564.html

The Feds favorite sperm donor is also a small-time porn star.

The CDC is now advising folks who have more than 2 sex partners a year that they don’t want them donating organs.

Last week, we wrote about the TSA agent that left a note with a passenger’s sex toy. They have now been removed from baggage security detail.

I’d prefer they got fired, but expecting the government to do the right thing is going to leave you disappointed most of the time.

Wife meets jailed husband on bus ride to prison after work release detail and has sex. She did class it up by handing her baby to another inmate prior to going down on her man.

If you carry a sex toy in your checked luggage, TSA will leave you little notes saying “Get your freak on girl”.

The State of Massachusetts is trying to pass a law to make it ILLEGAL for folks in the process of divorcing from having sex in their home.

Yes really. You initiate divorce, the government doesn’t think you should be able to fuck anymore.

Damn Tea Party puritan Republicans… oh wait, this is Massachusetts.

High school bans holding hands.

Apparently watching porn in the NYC libraries isn’t OK with some folks. Two councilmen are going to introduce a measure that would outlaw it if its within 100 feet of a minor. It’ll be a misdemeanor with a $1,000 fine.

NY City libraries say that surfing porn on their computers is just fine.

How to save a dying city like Detroit: legalize prostitution and pot.

Of course, this is coming from attorney Geoffrey Fieger – who rose to prominence as Dr. Jack Kevorkian’s (Dr. Death) attorney several years back. That said, Fieger used to do alot of TV legal analysis and he’s a very smart guy.

The Chinese are exploiting our weakness for sex and getting state secrets in return.

China is widely known to use sex to obtain secrets from foreigners, inside and outside of China. Attractive Chinese female intelligence agents in Japan were marrying members of the Japanese armed forces, and then using that access to obtain military secrets. The government was particularly anxious to keep the Americans in the dark about all this, since the Chinese apparently got their hands on Aegis anti-aircraft system technology via their sexy spies.

Sheriff Joe from Arizona says Craigslist helps people engage in bestiality. Yeah, free bestiality ads for everyone!

Teacher fired for previously appearing in porn. This shouldn’t be happening.

Not surprisingly, a woman mooning some high school kids is in trouble. I wonder if a guy doing the same thing would have drawn the same attention.

Nazril Irham – the Pakistani pop star that got in trouble for having a sex tape just got sentenced to 3½ in jail.

So while the economy tanked and ponzi schemes were unfolding right before their eyes, staffers from the Security & Exchange Commission were surfing porn rather than exercising oversight like they are paid to do.

The country is in the very best of hands.

2 people have been given death sentences in Iran for running porn websites.

Whats the difference between working at the FBI than in porn?

How lame do you have to be to try to sue businesses over ladies’ night promotions.

…filed a class-action suit against Manhattan nightclubs… claiming that they discriminated against men by offering free or reduced admission to women on “ladies’ nights.” Mr. Den Hollander contended that these offers violated the 14th Amendment’s guarantee of equal protection under the law.

He failed.