Nothing sells drain cleaner like talk of double penetration.

Have to agree that Cinderella 2000 has terrible special effects.  Got to love the throwback bush on that girl as she’s being shrunken.

If You Really Love Me, you wont complain when I put it in your bootie.

What a great idea.

Getting shot by a paintball can rupture breast implants. Aim higher boys.

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A strip mall with sexual tension.

Disturbing Star Wars pin-up posters.

So you don’t have to stuff a sock in your crotch anymore – just buy underwear with a built-in penis shaped bulge.

Hope you all got just want you wanted for Christmas. And if not – here’s hoping you at least got the new Sega target pissing game.

Blast Boxers – for when you just know your woman is going to kick you in the nuts for cheating on her.

Apparently, even glaciers have a menstrual cycle.

What better way to test the response of a brown tree snake to blood than to toss them in a tank with bloddy tampons and count how often they flick their tongue at the blood.

Ten specimens of Boiga irregularis were presented with clean or bloody tampons. The latter were used by women during menses. Trial duration was 60 sec, intertrial interval was 24 hr, and the dependent variable was rate of tongue flicking (a measure of chemosensory investigation). Bloody tampons elicited significantly more tongue flicking than did control tampons. An additional snake is shown attacking and ingesting a soiled tampon, confirming that chemosensory interest was associated with predatory behavior.

Chelsea’s restaurant in NY has a cheese made from the chef’s wife’s breast milk on the menu.

New posters are out for Downloading Nancy – which looks to be a interesting film.

…stars Maria Bello as a woman unhappy with her marriage, who embarks on a violent and fetishistic reltaionship with a man played by Jason Patric

I’m digging the retro style of The Strangers poster, and the Rise of the Footsoldier poster reminds me of the posters from Reservoir Dogs.

Click the posters to see full-size versions.

Skinwalkers may just be a cheesy vampire movie with hot chicks, but at least its got a cool poster. The trailer makes the film look a bit like From Dusk Till Dawn and John Carpenter’s Vampires.
Trailer
Official Site
IMDB page
Skinwalkers DVD (available in 2008)

New poster out for 28 Weeks Later. This one isn’t as severe as the first, but its still pretty good.

The trailer is out for 28 Weeks Later, the follow-up to 28 Days Later, but I can’t get the Apple site to play it, so here it is on YouTube.
Loved the first film, hopefully this one lives up to it. Its off to a good start with the cool poster.