Smartphone app that lets you pick your cameltoe and steal a kiss using it instead of mistletoe.

http://www.thefrisky.com/2011-12-20/cameltoe-is-the-new-mistletoe/

The one where the guy ejaculates after he’s dead. Yeah, that can happen.

Science finds that women who show more skin are regarded as less intelligent by guys.

Don’t let that stop you ladies.

A British granny says shes got an octopus like ghost that is feeling her up.

There is no such thing.
NY Mag pic of Josephine

Women gets finger-length piece of labia removed on TV. The patient wanted the surgery because of “painfully long labia”.

35% of men from rural Brazil have had sex with an animal. Something tells me the 492 guys they surveyed were fucking with the surveyor more than they have with the local livestock.

And it found that men who had sex with animals during their lifetimes were twice as likely to develop cancer of the penis as others.

No statistics on how often you’ll get get mouth cancer from blowing goats.

So its time to re-think that negative attitude you’ve got towards rabies. Turns out it makes women horny.

Better sleep leads to better sex? Goodnight now.

Lindsay Lohan has been offered $1 million dollars to be a model for sex toys. The Fleshlight company wants to make some molds of her mouth, vagina and ass and slap them onto sex toys so we can all know what its like to fuck a crack whore.

Wife meets jailed husband on bus ride to prison after work release detail and has sex. She did class it up by handing her baby to another inmate prior to going down on her man.

The life of a swinger – I had a threesome and now I’m pregnant.

The elusive yoga orgasm

A new study says most women are bisexual.

In fact, researchers at Boise State University found that in a group of heterosexual women, 60 percent were physically interested in other women, 45 percent made out with a woman in the past, and 50 percent had fantasies about the same sex.

So high heels are sexy because they put a woman’s foot into the position they orgasm in. Um, yeah.

Good news guys – you can still land a college chick.

Cheating on your wife? Its not your fault – the bad economy leads men to seek out multiple partners.

Gillath’s theory is that thinking of what the study terms “low survivability conditions” prompts an unconscious drive to reproduce among men. While things like joblessness or poverty might not seem dangerous, Gillath says money troubles are perceived as a threat because their effects can, in the most extreme cases, lead people to go without food or shelter.

Plastic surgeon turns to studying Page 3 Girls to design the perfect breast.

Best Family Fued question ever. Name something you put in your mouth but don’t swallow.

Best YouTube comment:

The first contestant said “cum” but they all heard “gum”…

Are men really so stupid that 13% would reveal their online passwords to a cute girl flirting with them online? Sad.