Have to agree that Cinderella 2000 has terrible special effects.  Got to love the throwback bush on that girl as she’s being shrunken.

China fakers found a way to improve on the Disnry brand, by making a titty-shaking Disney princess.

Last week, we wrote about the TSA agent that left a note with a passenger’s sex toy. They have now been removed from baggage security detail.

I’d prefer they got fired, but expecting the government to do the right thing is going to leave you disappointed most of the time.

If you carry a sex toy in your checked luggage, TSA will leave you little notes saying “Get your freak on girl”.

Kid Rock’s former girlfriend May Anderson has a bunch of leaked/hacked nude cellphone pix. She’s uber skinny and apparently likes it in the butt.

When inserting a vibrator causes heavy bleeding, somebody is going to get sued.

I don’t think we need porn that makes you so hot that you burst into flames. Its hard enough getting some stains out of sheets – dealing with burn marks as well… no thanks.

Ariel poolside with a dildo.

A little late for this year, but in plenty of time to make your 2011 Christmas tree look awesome: pornaments. You’re welcome.

Not surprisingly, the porn industry is all over the X-Box Kinect. Sex games for everyone!

A store in Alabama has opened up a sex toy drive thru window.

The Chinese are now manufacturing an Obama sex doll. Its too late though – after last night’s election, he’s already fucked.

Cool Japanese item – finger condoms.

If you thought driving while using the cell phone or texting is distracting – how about driving while masturbating with a sex toy.

The inevitable Lady Ga Ga sex doll. She wants you to poke-her-face.

The girlfriend body pillow. Good luck explaining this one away should you ever get a real girlfriend.

A new perfume called Vulva that captures the vaginal scent of a beautiful woman. Whatever that means.

It is not clear what compromises the concoction but it is advertised as being a “slightly yellow, desirable substance” that contains “more organic content.”

Based on the video ad, it smells like sweaty vagina.

Easily the world’s best ball-gag ever.
via Eros Blog

A new spray that can delay men’s ejaculations.

Sex Toys 101 seem like a perfectly reasonable topic for a law school to discuss given the craziness in the law enforcement in some southern states.
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