In the mail this week is Strap-On Club 2 from Sinsation – complete with Fight Club style DVD cover (instead of pink soap, its a pink dildo).

The DVD is directed by Shy Love and features Mya Luanna – who manages to look amazingly like Lucy Lui on the back cover.

The whole thing is a girl’s only fuck-fest and I was very impressed with the quality of the camera’s used to record this thing – looks HD without actually being HD.

Below are some pix from the DVD.

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Remember Michael Rappaport’s virtual girlfriend in The 6th Day? Well, that technology may not be too far off if some science geeks are sufficiently horny to run with this virtual girlfriend project and add physical touch sensation to the experience.

Addie Juniper from Screaming O.

If you are going to have sex with a vacuum cleaner, I guess picking one with a face is as good as it gets.

Since its illegal to carry a gun on school property, why not add a vibrator to the banned list too.

Who knew the Marines, NASA and SWAT were helping develop sex gadgets.

If you are going to use electricity during sex, make sure you don’t kill somebody instead of just giving them an orgasm .

Alexis plays with dildos

Annie prefers vegetables in her vagina.

Viviane’s Sex Carnival has a review of the Hitachi Magic Wand up. It looks like something that your parents would have owned and when you found it as a kid, they could plausibly say its just a ‘massager’.
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If they’d advertise it properly, selling an MP3 player pre-loaded with porn could be a feature, not a bug.

A vibrator that you control with a guitar. Demonstration video below.

Going way back in time for this article (2000), but the idea that NASA did tests on sexual positions in zero-G is interesting.

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. “Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version.”
Only four positions were found possible without “mechanical assistance”. The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Now I wonder whether that elastic belt and inflatable tunnel are standard issue to our astronauts when they fly missions on the shuttle?

It may look like a Cup-O-Noodles from the outside, but Cup Nudes looks like a fleshlight on the inside.

Charlie Sheen killed his Real Doll after a four-way between himself, the doll, and two chicks didn’t go over so well.
It sounds weird, but not anymore weird than knowing that he shot Kelly Preston.

The Fembot Mistique – whats the fascination with sexy androids/robots?

China has banned bra, underwear and sex toy ads.
Nice communist collective they still have going over there. Maybe they’ll join the civilized world sometime before I die.

A modified vacuum attachment that works as a sex toy. Brilliant!

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration.
Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time – and it does not even touch the skin.

Plus, your coochie will be super clean after you are done.

Takes alot of balls to rob a place with a vibrator.