The life and times of NBA groupies. What a messed up world.

The Dallas strip clubs are worried about not having enough strippers for Superbowl weekend (they are all hanging out at Charlie Sheen’s house because he has better coke).

adult clubs currently are estimated to be experiencing a total shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers as they attempt to meet a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1.

Wait – there’s an actual industry standard “tourist to stripper ratio”?

Videos of women tennis pros hitting balls at super slow-mo speeds. Do this for women’s beach volleyball and we’ve got something!

The newest gal to claim to beTiger Woods’ mistress is Devon James.

Her official site is here, and clips of her blowing fat guys with a gun to her head are here.

Classy stuff.

There are always some good sex stories that come out of the Olympics and this year was no different.

We had the topless female curler – the female curlers were generally very hot. There was the snowboarder getting his medal sucked while wearing it around his waist. There was the guy that blamed a bad ski run on watching too much porn and being distracted by his upstairs neighbor having so much sex.

And of course the 100,000 condoms that the 7,000 athletes burned thru during the 2 weeks.

With Kris Benson out of New York (and his wife Anna Benson gone with him), there was a sexual hole that needed to be filled – and in steps Johnny Damon. Johnny dropped the tidbit that his wife (Michelle Mangan) wants him to put a sex swing in their new house [via Deadspin]. Damon had this to say about his wife:

“She’s awesome,” says Damon. “You meet a lot of women who are beautiful, but not a lot of women who are beautiful and cool. She’s like a five-tool player.”

5 tool? Does that mean she’s a 3-input-girl?

Big photo of Michelle Mangan after the jump.

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This is part of the reason that women’s tennis is more popular than men’s tennis. French player Michael Llodra was found naked inside the locker of another male tennis player. He claimed he was:

‘I’m trying to get positive energy from you. You’re winning a lot of matches this year.’”

Denny Neagle, a pitcher for the Colorado Rockies, just got his contract terminated for soliciting a prostitute in Denver after offering $40 to a girl for oral sex. It ended up costing him the remaining $19 million on his contract.

Maybe he’ll end up re-signing with the Mets and can get in on the forthcoming Anna Benson gangbang … and she’ll blow him for free.

FHM’s ‘Hottest Baseball Wife’, Anna Benson has an interesting way of keeping her husband (Kris Benson – pitcher for the Mets) from cheating on her. She says that if he cheats and gets caught, she’ll fuck the whole team. Players, coaches, groundscrew, everybody. Howard Stern asked her what would happen if her husband told her he needed a threesome:

Stern asked: “What if your husband, the great pitcher, comes to you and says, ‘Honey, I need two women at the same time. I need you to do that for me?’ ”

Anna replied, “You know, if that’s what he came to me and said that he needed, then that’s what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He’s a saint . . . he took me out of hell” — a reference to her years on her own.

Kris is never going to live this down in the clubhouse no matter how many years he plays in the league. Players will either be pushing him to go for the threesome request, or they will be doing their best to push hot horny chicks at him on road trips in the hopes that he cheats and they get to bang his wife.

Here’s the current Mets roster.