If You Really Love Me, you wont complain when I put it in your bootie.

China fakers found a way to improve on the Disnry brand, by making a titty-shaking Disney princess.

What a great idea.

Science finds that women who show more skin are regarded as less intelligent by guys.

Don’t let that stop you ladies.

A British granny says shes got an octopus like ghost that is feeling her up.

There is no such thing.
NY Mag pic of Josephine

Best lingerie commercial ever
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Women gets finger-length piece of labia removed on TV. The patient wanted the surgery because of “painfully long labia”.

35% of men from rural Brazil have had sex with an animal. Something tells me the 492 guys they surveyed were fucking with the surveyor more than they have with the local livestock.

And it found that men who had sex with animals during their lifetimes were twice as likely to develop cancer of the penis as others.

No statistics on how often you’ll get get mouth cancer from blowing goats.

The Twisty’s Girl of the Month for November is Brett Rossi. Enjoy.

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Brandi Love doggy style shaved blonde

Jennifer Dark cute blowjob

Tessa Lane gets fucked

Mary Jane Johnson has some hot glasses

So its time to re-think that negative attitude you’ve got towards rabies. Turns out it makes women horny.

Last week, we wrote about the TSA agent that left a note with a passenger’s sex toy. They have now been removed from baggage security detail.

I’d prefer they got fired, but expecting the government to do the right thing is going to leave you disappointed most of the time.

Better sleep leads to better sex? Goodnight now.

Lindsay Lohan has been offered $1 million dollars to be a model for sex toys. The Fleshlight company wants to make some molds of her mouth, vagina and ass and slap them onto sex toys so we can all know what its like to fuck a crack whore.

Wife meets jailed husband on bus ride to prison after work release detail and has sex. She did class it up by handing her baby to another inmate prior to going down on her man.

The life of a swinger – I had a threesome and now I’m pregnant.

The elusive yoga orgasm

If you carry a sex toy in your checked luggage, TSA will leave you little notes saying “Get your freak on girl”.

50 ways to fuck in public – How to Bonk in Public – in handy book form.